Total Medals Earned: 826 (From 166 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,190 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (205/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/495 points)
You're dead, try again!
For play
BOOM!
You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/305 points)
10 Enemies Killed
Upgrade Bought
100 Enemies Killed
25 Upgrades Bought
1000 Enemies Killed
All Upgrades Bought
Boss Reached
Boss Killed
Score more then 25000
Score more then 50000
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 6/17 (175/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 10/15 (70/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (90/235 points)
Capcom 10/10
Cartoon Network 10/10
Disney 10/10
Grand Theft Auto 10/10
Marvel 10/10
Mortal Kombat 10/10
Newgorunds 10/10
Nintendo 10/10
South Park 10/10
Game of thrones 10/10
Making the best of it!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (75/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.