Total Medals Earned: 824 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,180 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Yogurt.
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/440 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/12 (180/400 points)
Master the Side Zipper
Master the Up Zipper
Master Bouncing
Beat all the Day Levels
Beat all the Evening Levels
Bring a Secret Item to the Exit
Beat a Personal Record on any Level
Beat all of the Night Levels
Total Time for all Levels must be 3:20.000 or Less
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/330 points)
Find your first note.
He saw you, run away!
Find five notes!
Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you
Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!
You have a lot of reading to do.
This is more than I read a year.
I can't believe you're still doing this!
Oops you dropped a book...
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Go to the Gameover Screen
Eat your first Green Snot
Click on the [You May Also Like Pimple Madness] Button
Eat 100 Snot
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (205/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Watch all 40 unique fails
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